The redeeming quality of St. Antoni for me was the music. Throughout town there was a perpetual four-on-the-floor baseline blaring from all of the bars lining the beach, and even when I wandered further into town, the majority of apartments had people playing electronic music out their windows. I absolutely loved it because I didn't need headphones, but if electronic music is not your thing, this place could become hellish real quick. Every single shop, bar, restaurant, and apartment I passed was playing a song I would normally be listening to on my phone anyways and, best of all, the songs would automatically “shuffle” every thirty seconds or so as I walked past each establishment. Just perfect.
Regardless, of your taste in music through, make no mistake; this is a drinking town first and foremost. Even at 11:00am, people were already downing buckets of beers, potent shots, and frozen drinks out of comically large glasses. All along the beach everyone was sporting their stereotypically large, plastic sunglasses with the words “I <3 Ibiza” imprinted on the lenses. Excessively buff bros with sleeveless shirts lumbered through the crowd like giant gorillas and girls strolled around in their bikinis wearing extremely high wasted, cut-off jeans. I'll never understand why this particular style of jeans is trendy. Every time a girl walked by in them, it triggered flashbacks of my mother and her friends wearing a similar (not cut-off) style of pants hiked half way up their stomachs back in the 90’s.
After a few hours of wandering, I saw just about everything there was to see in St. Antoni and, frankly, I was not particularly impressed with the city. You can find better beaches, a more diverse crowd, and the same overpriced drinks over in Ibiza Town - plus, you might even hear some actual Spanish. With that said though, my experience was skewed since I was traveling alone. There are many perks to traveling by yourself, but days like these I wish I could teleport my old El Campo roommates here with me.
Does it still count as "homesick" if you just want to bring your friends to you? I don't really want to go home.